A perfectly safe room, what could be safer! afterall the sign said so!

Like the trusting litle lost lambkin you are, you walk streight into the room, and yes, the room is perfectly safe, safe walls, safe cieling, nothing bad in here at all!

Unfortunately, the floor is not safe, ---- in fact the floor is not even existant. After a brief and rather commical moment of mid air swimming as you attempt to return to the previous room and utterly fail due to lack of solid ground, you start to fall.

You then continue to fall some more, in fact you fall a long way.

A long, long, black, black, way, way, down a bloody, bloody big hole hole!

You of course start going "aaaaaaaaa!" however after a while you get a bit sick of that so you shut up and just enjoy the sensation of falling, wondering what will happen when you hit the bottom.

You fall beyond time, beyond memory, beyond light, beyond the point where describing this fall actually becomes interesting, in fact you really start wishing you had a Balrog for company here, ---- at least it'd light the place up and give you something to do on the way down, like an in flight entertainment!

So, we'll skip all the falling and just go on to the point when you get to the bottom.

You find yourself crashing into water, very cold water with a particularly nasty smell about it, ---- but we've had far too many nasty smells in this gamebook already so I don't see the point in describing another.

the water however is extremely cold, and rather slimy, and being as the magical light which has kept you going seems to be missing in this hole for entirely thematic reasons, it's also very dark indeed!

Now, the question to ask yourself in this situation is, ---- can you swim?

Well go on, ---- can you?

honestly no, especially not after such a bloody long fall.

i put the little mermaid to shame with my abilities under the sea.

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